Save the Princess

By Jaz Pate

Sometimes the real journey is the love you find along the way!

You are Karen Krushbone, and heroism is… not exactly your strong suit.

You’re an orc, a berserker, and a firm believer in the ancient philosophy of “hit it until it stops moving.” When tasked with rescuing a princess from a dungeon, it sounds simple enough. But this quest? It’s anything but simple—not the traps, not the monsters, and definitely not the princess.

The princess in question? A mage with a penchant for trouble and a knack for leaving you breathless (fortunately not because of her melee skills). The dungeon? A chaotic labyrinth of snarky doors, crumbling walls, and a smug chaos god who’s way too full of himself. And you? You’re tackling it all guided by your inner voices—attributes who are, frankly, as annoying as they are unhelpful.

As spells fly and sparks ignite (both magical and romantic), your unconventional methods might just save the day—or doom you both. Can you rescue the princess, survive the dungeon, and maybe, win her heart?

Packed with laugh-out-loud mishaps, snarky banter, and a blossoming sapphic romance, Save the Princess is a lighthearted LitRPG romp where love and loot might just be the ultimate endgame. Because in this dungeon, the greatest weapon isn’t brute strength—it’s figuring out how not to die… and landing a kiss along the way.